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There's No Such Thing as Monsters


By the ZOOMers

CAST:
Monsters: Alisa, Kenny
Humans: Caroline, Zoe
PROPS/COSTUMES:
Bed;Costumes: Monsters with green faces and funny slippers for hands. All in pajamas.

SETTING: Bedroom at night.

(Humans are asleep in bed. Monsters are asleep underneath the bed. Kenny-Monster is snoring.)

Caroline-Human:
(Wakes up scared.)

Zoe!

Zoe-Human:
(Mumbling, half asleep.)

I don't want to wake up.

Caroline-Human:
Zoe! I hear a monster under the bed!

Zoe-Human:
There's no such thing as monsters, go back to bed.

(Zoe-Human snores, waking up Alisa-Monster.)

Alisa-Monster:
Kenny! I hear something! I think something's up there! I think it's a human!

Kenny-Monster:
There's no such thing as humans.

(Rolls around.)

Thanks! Now I can't get back to sleep.

(Kicks top of bed, waking Caroline-Human again.)

Caroline-Human:
I really hear them. There are monsters down there!

Alisa-Monster:
Shhh! Don't you hear them! There are humans up there!

Zoe-Human:
There's no such thing as monsters.

Kenny-Monster:
There's no such thing as humans.

Zoe-Human:
There's no such thing as monsters.

Kenny-Monster:
There's no such thing as humans.

Zoe-Human and Kenny-Monster:
There's no such thing as humans/monsters.

Caroline-Human and Alisa-Monster:
Fine! Then let's check.

(They all look and scream when they see each other.)


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