The Arthur and Buster NewsletterApril, 2005
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    Arthur Read
THIS MONTH'S THEME: April Showers

TOP STORY: Spring Has Sprung!
By Arthur Read

Arthur Read's Byline Picture Finally the winter is over! No more putting on 18 layers just to walk Pal.

No more snow down the back.


No more... hey, what's that noise outside my window?

Oh, no! It's a huge, green fhdjksad sdj;;;;kfhkl;sd k kj adf eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Blorrg's Byline Picture GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS. MY NAME IS BLORRG, FROM THE PLANET SHNARRRPO.

WE HAVE TRAVELED 80 MILLION DLAVS TO TAKE OVER THIS NEWSLETTER. OH, YEAH -- AND THE ENTIRE EARTH, TOO. MIGHT AS WELL, SINCE WE'RE HERE ALREADY.

BUT TO SHOW YOU WE'RE NOT MEAN, WE'LL KEEP THE NEWSLETTER GOING. FOR INSTANCE, HERE IS A KRAVNOX FOR YOU TO DO.

OH, WAIT. WHAT'S THE ENGLISH WORD FOR KRAVNOX? HMM... I USED TO KNOW THAT. LET ME ASK MY OTHER HEAD.

(THRPTH ZAM DWUJ "KRAVNOX" IN ENGLISH?)

("KRAVNOX?" GHOLPPRTY QAXZZVL "WORDSEARCH.")

AH, YES. THANK YOU. HERE'S A WORDSEARCH FOR YOU.
		A  P  R  I  D  L  G  F  
		F  R  A  Q  Z  O  R  O  
		K  B  L  S  U  F  L  R  
		L  R  O  M  L  A  B  R  
		O  R  T  H  W  A  P  P  
		O  E  T  H  O  U  R  A  
		B  P  N  D  G  B  U  S  
		H  U  F  T  O  T  E  R    
				
1. BRREPU
2. DZULWOG
3. FRAQ
4. GRLBP
5. HUFTO
6. KLOOOB
7. THWAPP

CREATE SOME BEAUTIFUL CREATURES IN A GAME CALLED "ALIEN: ASSEMBLY REQUIRED."

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SNORE OF THE WORLDS: Our Plan
By Blorrg

Blorrg's Byline Picture AS I WAS SAYING, WE ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

WHY?

OVER THE PAST MILLION YEARS, WE ON THE PLANET SHNARRRPO HAVE BECOME SMARTER. FIRST WE WERE SMART. THEN WE WERE VERY SMART. BUT JUST LAST WEEK WE WERE VOTED "SMARTEST BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE" IN "INTERGALACTIC TIME AND SPACE MAGAZINE."

I TELL YOU, WE WERE VERY SURPRISED. WE THOUGHT THE FLERBS ON PLANET GUGOOOF WOULD WIN EASILY.

ANYWAY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT WHEN APRIL FOOL'S DAY ROLLS AROUND, WE'RE ALL TOO SMART TO FOOL. IT'S VERY BORING.

SO, HERE'S OUR PLAN. WE WILL MAKE ALL EARTHLINGS NAP FROM 3:00 TO 4:00 NEXT THURSDAY. THEN, WE'LL SNEAK IN AND REARRANGE EVERYONE'S FURNITURE.

WON'T THEY BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY WAKE UP!

WE EXPECT BIG LAUGHS!

TRUST ME, THE BEST GAME IS CALLED "ALIEN: ASSEMBLY REQUIRED."

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FEATURED ARTICLE: Wait, There's More?
By Blorrg

Blorrg's Byline Picture HMM... I MUST SAY, I DIDN'T REALIZE THESE NEWSLETTERS WERE SO LONG.

BUT HERE WE ARE. LET'S SEE. MAYBE I KNOW A GOOD JOKE.

HERE'S ONE: WHY DID THE RALDFARRR CROSS THE GALAXY? TO GET TO THE OTHER SNEEB!

GET IT? HOO, THAT'S SO FUNNY!

YOU KNOW, THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT JOKE, I LAUGHED SO HARD GRFNNIL JUICE CAME OUT BOTH MY NOSES!

(THE WEIRD PART WAS, I HADN'T HAD ANY GRFNNIL JUICE THAT DAY.)

I MAY NOT HAVE MENTIONED THIS YET, BUT THERE'S A REALLY GREAT GAME CALLED "ALIEN: ASSEMBLY REQUIRED."

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BLORRG'S ANSWERS: The KRAVNOX!
By Blorrg

Blorrg's Byline Picture MY WORDS ARE LOWERCASE. HMM... DO THOSE UPPERCASE LETTERS SPELL SOMETHING? (HINT: WRITE DOWN THE UPPERCASE LETTERS IN ORDER AS YOU READ EACH LINE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT.)


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